You can only keep a 15-year-old kid meditating for so long. Just read in the news this morning that a Buddha wannabe has decided to take a long walk into the sunset or sunrise or another dimension. According to the locals, the mini guru has been sitting under a tree since last May and not eating or drinking. But now he’s disappeared.
The villagers are organizing search parties.
If he’s found Nirvana, the kid should be fine. Maybe he’s simply looking for a big Mac.